gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

"A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning."

(via awweb)
  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
avehotsumma:

Bringing this back? Dat me.

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

shezuschrist:

My friend’s sister is missing. she’s from Brooklyn, NY. if you’ve seen her please contact @iamfcknlexx on Twitter